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In this week's edition we take a look into the Ted Roof saga, get the lowdown on Auburn's DL 'recruiting', and preview this week's match-up with FAU.
Chiz Got Roof-ied, We Got Raped
-There has been much made of Auburn's recent defensive struggles. The primary scapegoat of the ordeal so far has been the baby-faced, Batman-voiced former Dukie head man, Ted Roof . With a head coaching record similar to that of the Washington Generals, and an aptitude for making every opposing QB look like they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before the game, one can certainly see why. However, there's no cause for concern in the Fambuleh. This weeks strategy appears to include limiting the normally overly complex game plan, consisting of upwards of 10 plays, to just "running and hitting".
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Tracy Rocker Ain't Walking Through That Door
- While many are calling for the firing of Ted Roof, many others point to defensive line youth as a reason for the Tiger's struggles. This would lead one to believe that the coaches would be targeting some immediate impact players to anchor the future of the defensive front....haha...hahaha...HAHAHAHA.
Here's a quick rundown of some of Auburn's top DL targets:
DT Leonard Williams (Daytona Beach, FL Mainland): Williams recently named the Flordia Gators as his favorite following his visit to the Swamp. We here at the Bodda Getta think that Tiger fan's might like to know that Williams has no long-snapping experience, and has therefore been dropped from the coaches plans.
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DT Justin Shanks (Prattville, AL Prattville) : Justin Shanks is from Prattville....Rol....wait....ummmm....Saban didn't offer.
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The Resistible Force vs the Movable Object
- In a battle that will soon be revisited in a confrontation over the complimentary mints at the unemployment office, Auburn DC Ted Roof faces off against Florida Atlantic OC Darryl Jackson . In what some are calling the "117 Bowl", Tiger fans are likely to see a level on ineptitude not seen on the plains since Tony Franklin called plays against UT in the "Soon to be Fired Bowl".
Bodda Getta Official Score Prediction: AU 65 FAU 64
No Quick-Hitters tonight, I am going to get drunk. I will have some in next weeks installment.
This post was edited by eaglewstripes40 on 9/21/2011 at 9:40 PM
Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums: Auburn is going to have a nus like sleeve of wizard after Bama is done.
We are teh suck!
We suck again!!!!!
Huddles are for rookies.
This is why I pay to be a member of this board
Well done as always.
No reason to hate, jl loves AU as much as we do.
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