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*** The Woe Room- July 22nd***

  • * This Woe Room and it's resulting sorrow are property of the Dye Hard Board and it's readers. Please do not re-post this anywhere else, as the information is embarrassing.

    Geno's Troll Winding Down

    - It appears that 4-star Cornerback Geno Smith (Atlanta, GA Saint Pious X) has been toying with the hearts and minds of Auburn fans since the Winter. The talented DB recently visited Tuscaloosa and had many positive things to say about the Tide. " I was very suprised, once again, at the limited number of farm animals here in T-town." Smith may have said. The long time Bama lean will finally end the charade early next month, and I expect it to end with a commitment to Bama.

    Not Board Percentage: 5 %

    The River (of Tears) of Jordan

    - At one time 4-star DE Jordan Jenkins (Hamilton, GA Harris County) was considered a near certainty to be a part of Auburn's 2012 signing class. This idea was shattered by the promotion of defensive line coach Tracy Rocker to the NFL's Tennessee Titans. Mike Pelton, while a fun loving portly alumni, has yet to make the same connection with Jenkins that Rocker did. I expect Jenkins to sign with one of Flordia or Tennessee.

    Not Board Percentage: 1%

    Getting the Shanks

    - 4-star DT Justin Shanks (Prattville, AL Prattville) is from Prattville...Roll Tide.

    Not Board Percentage: -5 %

    The Mitchell Report

    - 4-star OLB Javy Mitchell (Leeds, AL Leeds) recently named Alabama his leader, closely followed by Auburn. The race for Mitchell has changed in recent weeks, with Bama picking up much of the momentum. I would expect Mitchell to commit to Bama if he has a commitable offer. If not, look for Auburn to sign the speedy linebacker.

    Not Board Percentage: 0% if Bama offers

    Jasper the Friendly Athlete

    - 4-star Wide Receiver DeAndre Jasper (Miami, FL Jackson) has long been considered a likely signee for Auburn. A superb athlete, Jasper projects to play on either side of the ball. The former teammate of Auburn freshman Robenson Therezie will likely not be joining his former running mate on the planes, as Al Golden is close to offering. I expect Jasper to go to the hometown school.

    Not Board Percentage: LOL

    * Quick Hitters

    - We are losing hope in Auburn's ability to convince 25 football players to accept scholarships, this may force the Tigers hand in restarting the ATM program.

    - 5-Star QB Zeke Pike (Edgewood, KY Dixie Heights) is not doing all that bad this week at the Elite 11 camp. Auburn will now review their earlier decision to move him to TE once on campus.

    - JUCO OT Tavon Rooks was recently dropped from the Tigers plans. This may be due to contract negotiations going sour. We will update you on Rooks' situation as soon as possible.

    * Stay tuned to Auburn Undercover and the Dye Hard Board for more Woe Rooms and Auburn football coverage.

    This post was edited by eaglewstripes40 on 7/24/2011 at 11:31 PM

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    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums: Auburn is going to have a nus like sleeve of wizard after Bama is done.

    eaglewstripes40

  • Great work as usual EWS. I was going to patch a roof leak at a State Farm building, but now I'll just go jump off a roof.

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    Boats and Hoes

    Freeze

  • Freeze said...

    Great work as usual EWS. I was going to patch a roof leak at a State Farm building, but now I'll just go jump off a roof.

    It is looking like that kind of cycle. Very 2008esque.

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    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums: Auburn is going to have a nus like sleeve of wizard after Bama is done.

    eaglewstripes40

  • eaglew/stripes said…

    " I was very suprised, once again, at the limited number of farm animals here in T-town." Smith may have said.

    lol that's hilarious!

    amm9893

  • Awesome work. Everything this bama fan wants to hear

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    @BillyEN4C

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  • Hahahaha great stuff EWS

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    Ichabod

  • Good stuff. At the risk of sounding stupid, explain " Not board percentages".

    wweagle

  • wweagle said...

    Good stuff. At the risk of sounding stupid, explain " Not board percentages".

    It's my play on the feature from TOS. The name is less than creative, I will admit.

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    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums: Auburn is going to have a nus like sleeve of wizard after Bama is done.

    eaglewstripes40

  • If I said that I had a 5 year subscription to rivals, would AUC honor it?

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    Boats and Hoes

    Freeze

  • Freeze said...

    If I said that I had a 5 year subscription to rivals, would AUC honor it?

    You may need to grease some pockets for that. Maybe you could get Phillip some cream of wheat.

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    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums: Auburn is going to have a nus like sleeve of wizard after Bama is done.

    eaglewstripes40

  • eaglew/stripes said...

    It's my play on the feature from TOS. The name is less than creative, I will admit.

    What about Woe Percentage? As in 100% means a full on woe is me?

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    Ichabod

  • Ichabod said...

    What about Woe Percentage? As in 100% means a full on woe is me?

    I'm still waiting for a photo feature on summer workouts.

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    Boats and Hoes

    Freeze

  • Freeze said...

    I'm still waiting for a photo feature on summer workouts.

    Unfortunately the board seen all of the shirtless pictures of me that are out thre.

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    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums: Auburn is going to have a nus like sleeve of wizard after Bama is done.

    eaglewstripes40