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Updyke, Teabagger, Sheridan, Madoff; What could be funnier?
Today is a great day to love Auburn, a little better than yesterday but not as good as tomorrow.
I remember this quote from Nosa, and it still gives me a chuckle.
Eguae, a third-year sophomore, is extremely intelligent and equally witty. Ask him about anything, and he always has something interesting to say. He doesn't hold back, either, which is why nobody should have been surprised by his response earlier this week when asked what he remembered most about the bus ride through Alabama's campus to Bryant-Denny Stadium for the Iron Bowl last year.
Wearing a large grin, Eguae cracked, "Just some fingers that weren't supposed to be used by some very little kids and some old women."
Fearless And True
So Auburn man, UAB fan, and Alabama fan are looking for school colors for their schools so they go to God to ask him for school colors. So the UAB fan goes first and asked God "can you help us God"? God says "sure green and gold". "Green for your green grass cover mountains and gold for your gold colored flowers that grow in the area". UAB Guy says thanks and walks away, so the Auburn man goes next and asked God "father can you help us find school colors please forgive us for our sins father" God says "sure orange and blue". "Orange for your orange kiss skies and blue for your blue rolling plains". Auburn man says thank you so much father and walks away ecstatic. So the Alabama fan goes next asks God "hey I need some school colors". God says "red and white" God then turns and walks away from the Alabama fan that is left confused but Saint Peter has been watching the whole thing and is confused. So Saint Peter walks up to God asked him why did give the other two explanations but not the Alabama fan. God looks at him and says "there is only so much that you can tell to a white trash redneck" WDE!!!
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Jackadaniels on 3/28/2012 at 12:30 AM
Do you know why they built a mercedes plant right down the road from Tuscaloosa .....
Because there is a unlimited supply of crash dummies right down the road! WDE
This post was edited by Jackadaniels on 3/28/2012 at 12:29 AM
So Alabama alumni from Birmingham buys a Mercedes in Tuscaloosa on the way home he turns on the radio and nothing happens. So he turns the car around and goes back to the dealership and is mad. So after he chews out sales Rep and sales manager. They explain to him that the radio is voice control you have to tell it what to play. So he thinks this is pretty cool he gets back on the road and tells the radio to play country music. So Willie Nelson starts singing then he tells the radio to play easy listening and he starts to fall asleep while driving down the road. Four rednecks in a pickup truck almost runs him off the road he screams stupid rednecks and the radio come on and says "touchdown Alabama" WDE
Great thread everybody needs to upvote!
It's Great to be an Auburn Tiger!!!
"Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth."
Q: What happens when an undergraduate student transfers from Auburn to Alabama?
A: Both schools average GPA goes up . . .
I'm an AUBURN TIGER and LOVE IT!!
A bama fan goes into a public restroom. He notices a quarter at the bottom of the toilet. After a few minutes the perplexed bama fan reaches into his pocket and grabs 2 quarters and throws them into the crapper. As he reaches into the water to retrieve the coins he was overheard mumbling " not going in for 25 cents, but 75 cents is another story!"
Alabama fans love Alabama football
Auburn fans love Auburn University
This post was edited by flashcam on 3/28/2012 at 10:06 AM
A friend of mine who didn't live in Alabama recently attended a business conference in B'ham. He approached two strangers and said to the first one "You must be an Auburn Grad" then to the second one "and you must be a bama grad". Amazed the men both asked how he knew where each had attended college. My friend replied to the AU grad " I always heard that an AU man needs no introduction, and seing you were a man of class and character I assumed you were an AU grad". The AU grad thanks him. The bama grad asked how he knew he attended bama. My friend quickly replied " I read it on your class ring while you were picking your nose".
Somebody needs to monitor this board.
Alert..Alert... This just in, drivers and sex ed classes cancelled at UAT for 2012...
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