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What are your funniest bammer jokes?

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An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan went to Las Vegas on vacation to play the slots. The 2 friends decided to split up and see which machines were working best. When the 2 friends met at the end of the day, the Auburn fan had broke even, but the Bama fan was loaded down with quarters. The Auburn fan asked him how he did it. The Bama fan said he found a machine that would give you 4 quarters every time you put a dollar in it!
Q. Why don't doctors circumcize Bama fans?
A : There's no end to those pricks!
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my 10 yr old says a bammer has more championships than teeth.
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Two Bama fans go deer hunting and bag a nice buck. They grab him by the hind legs, and start dragging him toward their truck, and come across an AU Fan. The AU fan says " That is a good lucking buck fellows, but drag him by the antlers, and that way they wont get caught on the underbrush". The two Bama guys look at each other, and say, " That makes sense", so they grab the antlers, and start through the woods. They haven't gone far when one Bama guy says, " That Auburn guy was right, this is easier". The other one says,"Yeah, but we are just getting farther, and farther away from the truck".
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Auburn Family Now, Always, and Forever ! WDE
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What do you get if you see a bammer fan buried up to his neck in sand?
MORE SAND
What do you call 20 bammer fans laying on the lawn?
Fertilizer.

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bammer jokes - that's an oxymoron, right?
“they ain't got nothing but people...Alabama mystique...Georgia mystique...they’ve done it with people. Hell, we’ve got people, too.”Pat Dye
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Two Alabama cousins decided to get in the potato business. They bought a truck and drove to South Alabama to buy a load of potatoes. Paid 50 cents a pound, loaded the truck and drove to Birmingham to sell the potatoes for you guessed it 50 cents a pound. After selling all the potatoes, and tallying up the totals, one cousin said to the other, dang, we better buy a bigger truck!
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uat graduates can say "Do you want fries with that?" in six languages.
Those with Master's degrees can say it in ten.

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I prefer letting them be the joke. Whenever I wear my gear to work I get about 10 victims. just ask some of the following questions. 1. How many games are you going to this year. 2. What years did you attend. 3. Ever been to a road game. 4. Where can i find a list of all the MNC's that's not on a T-Shirt. 5. Have you sent your thank you note to Rich Rod. The usual replies are; Got me a big screen at Aaron's, attend what, see reply#1, Blank bammer look, and Who's Rich Rod. Even my bammer employees enjoy watching me totally belittle them and most don't even know it happened.
Today is a great day to love Auburn, a little better than yesterday but not as good as tomorrow.
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auboy6565 said...
Even my bammer employees enjoy watching me totally belittle them and most don't even know it happened.

They listen and call in to slimebaum. They don't have a clue that he makes his living by showplacing their stupidity.

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I could have gone to UAT but I already had a high school degree.
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"Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR
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It's great to be an Auburn tiger fan!!! "All In" 24-7-365
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