The Bodda Getta

Because there isn't one that would realistically come to Auburn. John Gruden would be a huge homerun in my opinion, but that's slim to none that will happen. Everything else just won't happen or they aren't near the coach Petrino is.

Other than them being a larger school, with a larger, more affluent fanbase, a bigger stadium, better annual attendance, more overall victories, more SEC victories, a higher overall winning percentage, a higher SEC winning percentage, more SEC championships, more bowl appearances, more bowl victories, and more recognized national championships, I can't think of a damn thing.

We may not all want Petrino.....but he couldn't be more controversial than when we hired Chizik. If we don't take the opportunity to get Petrino, someone else will and if its someone in the SEC and that someone in the SEC starts kickin our butts every year we will start griping and whining about why didn't we hire Petrino when we had the chance. His wife forgave him....his family forgave him....his AD cried when he fired him...he screwed up (literally) but who is beyond forgiveness and righting his ship. All you who talk about forgiveness need to man up....I think Petrino would be perfect hire.....when else would someone try his dead level best to turn his reputation around? He would do everything in his power to succeed coaching wise and character wise..... otherwise he might be drummed out of coaching in the SEC forever. If we don't take him we're dumb.....it's business and nothing else.

We gotta have Petrino. I don't care if puts on lip stick while watching rambo and eating smores at home. He is a winner at every stop. He has won with lesser talent on the field thus his record against sabear is scewed. We could be competetive right away with this guy and BVG and the talent he has!!

WMotherF'nE

What if I told you that: There. Is. Not.

Unfortunately, Tom Coughlin, Bill Belichek, Jim Harbaugh, Nick Saban, and Pete Carroll won't take our job.

You forgot completely irrelevant in the past 12+ years, douchebag. In that time Auburn has won a National Title, 2 SEC Championships, 2 undefeated seasons, has a Heisman winner, and Tennessee hasn't beaten us since what? 1999? Auburn is currently a more prestigious program. No one thinks of Tennessee as a top program anymore and Auburn is about to fall into the crap of the SEC too if we don't make the right hire.