The Bodda Getta

Look, Petrino isn't out of it but the odds don't look good.

But your list is so hilarious detached from reality that I stopped reading the rest of your post. Jeff Fisher was considered an option because of his son and his GM. No other NFL coach is leaving a higher paying gig with a chance at being considered the best on the sport's premiere stage to grind it out against the other schools in the SEC West. It's not about commitment or sack or lack of money, it's just that those jobs are much, much better than the Auburn job.

Tom Coughlin? LOL.