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My favorite Aggie Joke! Let's hear yours...

  • Many of you will get to experience the aTm aggies in the coming years & I thought this might be a good time to start with some remedial training. I have to live with these folks and do business with them every day. They are pretty darn good people but I need to warn you, some of them are not very bright.

    So with that in mind I'd like to share an aggie joke and ask that everyone pitch in. These will be necessary when you finally meet an aggie as they will critique your joke and then proclaim "oh, so you think that's funny, let me tell you a better one". They do have a pretty good sense of humor.

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    AGGIE GEORGE & GRADUATION

    There is a Texas Aggie named George, who is, to be expected, not too bright. He really wants to graduate, but is just not quite making it. He begins to tell people about his problems, and the townspeople get together and put pressure on the University to let George graduate.

    At the graduation ceremony, the President calls George to the podium, and asks people what should be done with him. The audience chants "Give George another chance. Give George another chance. Give George another chance."

    The President says "OK George. I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, you can graduate. If not, you have to stay." He asks the audience what they think, and again they chant "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."

    The President turns to George and says "OK, George. What is 2+3?" The audience is quiet as George ponders. After several minutes, he says, tentatively, "5?" To this the audience replies, "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."

    TxWeagle

  • "The Aggie Chicken Farmer"

    An Aggie goes into the feed store and tells the owner that he was starting a chicken farm and needs to buy about 500 baby chicks. The feed store owner sells the Aggie the required number of chicks and wishes him luck.

    Two weeks later the Aggie buys another 500 baby chicks from the feed store.

    Another two weeks goes buy and the aggie returns to the feed store for yet another 500 chicks. The feed store owner says "Boy your going to have one large chicken farm with 1500 chickens!!"

    The Aggie answers,

    "Not really, I haven't had much luck. Not sure if I'm burying them too deep or just too close together."

    TxWeagle

  • The first one got a good laugh from me. :) The second one a good chuckle.

    "Alabama fans love Alabama football, Auburn fans love Auburn" -- Patrick Fain Dye

    AUFanInLou

  • Come on guys... I know y'all know some good ones!

    Here's another one...

    An Auburn fan walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. He says he doesn't want anything, but asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke.

    The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Aggies. So do you still want to tell that joke?"

    The Auburn fan says, "No I guess not. I wouldn't want to have to explain it three dang times."

    TxWeagle

  • Ok, the last one... for now anyway!

    An Arkansas Razorback, a Florida Gator, and an Aggie are running from the law and all three duck into a warehouse with the cops right on their trail. Before the cops reach the warehouse, all three find a place to hide.

    The cops walk in and come up to a crate. They kick the crate and the Razorback who’s inside goes, “Woof, Woof.” The cops say it’s just a dog and moves on to another crate, which the Gator is hiding in. The cops kick the crate and the Gator goes, “Meow, Meow,” and the cops think that it’s only a cat.

    Finally the cops come up to a sack that the Aggie is hiding in.

    The cops kick the sack and the Aggie responds in a deep, slow voice, “Po-ta-toe”

    TxWeagle

  • When I was flying in the Navy reserves my Executive Officer was an Aggie and a big guy - this was the last Aggie joke I ever told him - when I finished he said there is only one thing I like less than Aggie jokes - people that tell them.
    Aggie buys chain saw and leaves store. He's back in a few days complaining about not being able to cut down many trees. The sales person explains again how the saw works. The process repeats a couple of times and finally the sales person says come with me - they go outside and he pulls the start cord and the saw fires up and the Aggie says what's that noise.

    Oh well

    A4D-2

    johncook34

  • aTm struggles to score in thumping of AU 63-21.

    DeBO42212

  • TxWeagle said...

    Many of you will get to experience the aTm aggies in the coming years & I thought this might be a good time to start with some remedial training. I have to live with these folks and do business with them every day. They are pretty darn good people but I need to warn you, some of them are not very bright.

    So with that in mind I'd like to share an aggie joke and ask that everyone pitch in. These will be necessary when you finally meet an aggie as they will critique your joke and then proclaim "oh, so you think that's funny, let me tell you a better one". They do have a pretty good sense of humor.

    ***********************************************************************************************************************************************************

    AGGIE GEORGE & GRADUATION

    There is a Texas Aggie named George, who is, to be expected, not too bright. He really wants to graduate, but is just not quite making it. He begins to tell people about his problems, and the townspeople get together and put pressure on the University to let George graduate.

    At the graduation ceremony, the President calls George to the podium, and asks people what should be done with him. The audience chants "Give George another chance. Give George another chance. Give George another chance."

    The President says "OK George. I am going to ask you a question. If you get it right, you can graduate. If not, you have to stay." He asks the audience what they think, and again they chant "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."

    The President turns to George and says "OK, George. What is 2+3?" The audience is quiet as George ponders. After several minutes, he says, tentatively, "5?" To this the audience replies, "Give George another chance. Give George another chance."

    This joke went around back in my day at AU, but it featured Tucker Fredrickson, and graduation occured in Jordan/Hare before 50,000 AU fans.WDE

    tbon986

  • TA&M Coed goes home and tells her parents she has some good news and some bad news and ask which they want to hear first....The parents say "tell us the bad news first!" So the Coed says "I'm pregnant"...After the parents finally settle down from the shock they ask "so what is the good news?" She replies "I'm not sure it is mine!"

    sawdustron

  • A Auburn fan and a turd fan was riding home together from a game one day, They stopped off at a mom and pops store and the Auburn fan asked the clerk for a montain dew and a tomato sandwhich, and the clerk said you must be from Auburn. After they left the store the turd fan asked how did the clerk know your a Auburn fan. The turd fan demanded that their next stop that he wanted to try that. So their next stop the turd fan went in and asked the clerk for a montain dew and a tomato sandwhich and the clerk said you must be a alabama fan. The turd fan jumped with excitment and asked the clerk "how did you know?" The clerk said this is a hardware store.

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