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Lunchtime joke...m

  • A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Tennessee. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

    By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

    The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.

    They hurried over to the man's tractor.

    "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

    "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

    "Do you realize that it was Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"

    "Yep."

    "Were there any survivors?"

    "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

    "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

    "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

    "He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...

    ArmyAU84

  • In before off topic political rant ensues. BOOM

    AU95

  • AU95 said...

    In before off topic political rant ensues. BOOM

    It is not political. It's a joke.

    ArmyAU84

  • ArmyAU84 said...

    A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Tennessee. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

    By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

    The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.

    They hurried over to the man's tractor.

    "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

    "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

    "Do you realize that it was Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"

    "Yep."

    "Were there any survivors?"

    "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

    "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

    "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

    "He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...

    you should really know better... but that is pretty funny.

    mhtiger87

  • mhtiger87 said...

    you should really know better... but that is pretty funny.

    Great joke. I'm a conservative. I don't like Obama either. Yay! War eagle!

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    Gray

  • Thanks Friend. You brought laughs and that is always a wonderful thing. Agree with above....heck this is a JOKE and not a political swat. Betting Obama himself would laugh at it.....IF anyone had nerve enough to tell it to him. clap lol

    AubieTheOne

  • ArmyAU84 said...

    It is not political. It's a joke.

    I would love to hear your justification (FYI - I thought the joke was funny)...and I was anticipating you getting flamed by a bunch of liberals so I just wanted to get a front seat for the action whistling. Looks like that backfired on me.

    This post was edited by AU95 on 11/19/2012 at 1:50 PM

    AU95

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