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Pat Sullivan, Bo Jackson & Jay Jacobs recently interviewed coaching candidate Bobby Petrino. As part of the interview a word-association test was given to gauge whether or not Petrino had indeed changed his ways. Here are the results...
Jacobs: My turn.
Petrino: All In.
Sullivan: Whoa, whoa... Jay, it wasn't your turn....Bobby, I think we got off track here, so let's start all over.
Petrino: Was "All In" not one word?
Sullivan: No, it's actually two words but that's not the point. We got off track with Jay butting in, so let's start over again.
Sullivan: Hold up everyone! Bobby, Jay was just apologizing when he said, "sorry" and it wasn't part of the test.
Jackson: (smacking Jay on the top of his head)
Sullivan: Okay everyone, settle down and let's resume the test, starting now.
Petrino: Second base.
Sullivan: (becoming frustrated) Jay!!!! Will you stop talking and wait your turn to say your word?!
Jackson: Each one of us will say two words to Bobby and then the next committee member gets his turn.
Sullivan: Just to make it clear, I will start the test over again, beginning now. Bobby, the word is "contract".
Sullivan: Hold it!
Petrino: ten dollars.
Sullivan: No, no, no...I meant stop the test Bobby. Jay, you cannot repeat the word Bobby responds with or we'll just keep going back 'n' forth.
Jacobs: I'm sorry, is it still my turn?
Jackson: I meant "no" it's not Jay's turn.
Jacobs: I only got to say one word to Bobby.
Sullivan: Bo, just let Jay say one more word so we can move on. Go ahead Jay.
Jacobs: Hey...I didn't get to say my second word.
Jackson: Yes you did...you said, "good".
Jacobs: That wasn't my word to Bobby. I was saying good because it was my turn again.
Petrino: How much longer will this be?
Sullivan: Not much longer Bobby. Jay, will you say your word so we can move on.
Jacobs: It happened again!
Petrino: No it didn't, I swear to god!
Jacobs: No...I didn't get to say my second word again.
Sullivan: This is becoming beyond ridiculous.
Jackson: How about resuming this after Jay goes to lunch and Mac gets here?
Sullivan: No Bobby, we're stopping the test for now. Can we pick this up in an hour?
Petrino: That's fine.
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Auburn Nemesis said...
Auburn Nemesis said...
After PM's this got me laughing for the second time this morning. Nice job Nemesis....
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I was crying!
Holy $h!t that is funny!
+1 for you.
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round.
I literaly laughed out loud. Funny post.
I say we hire Petrino and fire Jacobs...JMO.
Thanks for the laugh!
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