The Bodda Getta

I would have to say either cornerback on a hb screen to my side, so I can knock the rb's **** in the dirt, or mlb in a 4th and goal situation just in case the rb tries to jump over the pile and I just meet him in mid air. BOOOOOM. Lol

WATER BOY

my, my, my, mama say i, i, i, make some quality H2O.
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little sabin laughs at me for no, no reason.
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i,i, get made when some somebody laughs at me.
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after o,o,o,o,omac runs 99 yards for for the touchdown i,i, look at sp,sp,spanky.
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coach coaccccch chizik looks at at at me and says ok waterboy DO IT.
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i run across the fi,fi,field and dive at at at sa,sa,sabin to crush him into the the the ground.
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he he he's too short and i, i, i, fly over his head and and wi wi wipe out uatea's H20.
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i,i, feel ba ba bad and spent the sec sec second half giving them qua quality hy hydration even though Au Au Auburn was winning by 52 at half half halftime.

One of the most fun plays possible would have to be an interception return. It always looks so awkward with the offensive players now trying to tackle the defensive. It seems like every time they have a chance to score. I would like to be a DB with the ball in my hand, headed for the LSU end zone...