The Bodda Getta

"Like a fat kid in dodgeball, I'm out" -Leaving
"Your momma shoulda swallowed you"- Dealing with stupid
"[insert name] drives like a bat outta hell"- Crazy driver
"Right by the beach, booooooooiiiiiiiieeeeee" (Flavor Flav saying)-My retirement plan
"Boy, you need some Pepto for that diarrhea of the mouth of yours"- My dad's answer to my smarting off, backtalking, etc...
"Men spend 9 months trying to get out of a ***** and the rest of their lives trying to climb back in"- Crazy uncle's saying
"But the second mouse gets the cheese"- In response to "early bird gets the worm"

hey,need a lift? stick a jack up your a$$
when someone ask you if you can do something you say:
cat got a climbing gear
does a bear sh_t in the woods
that aint no hill for a stepper
when you see somrthing crazy you say:
Ive been to 2 worlds fair and 3 goat f#*kings and aint seen no s*&t like this