The Bodda Getta

Its hotter than 3 hells
Money can't by happiness, but you can rent it.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
That went over like a turd in the punchbowl.
He's dumber than a box of rocks.
Shes looks like 30 miles of bad road.
She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
When someone does something good for you "I'll take back half the bad things I said about you".
When complimenting women' YO DA MAN! in a girly kinda way!"
He's dumber than a stump.