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Ok, so I know this isn't exactly a football thread, but I'd like to hear some past stories or suggestions. I myself have thought of setting my alarm for 4:00 a.m. on Wednesday morning and shooting my boss a text explaining that I had been up sick all night and wanted to let him know (blah blah blah). I know it's terrible to lie about such things to get out of work, but ....IT'S NSD!!! and I, for one, wouldn't be getting any work done Wednesday anyways except for being on here and hitting F5 every three seconds.
Here are some of my favorites:
I have to report to the police station to submit a DNA sample
My daughter is receiving a Nobel Prize and I’d like to go to the ceremony.
I got my fingers stuck together with Krazy Glue
The gas company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come
Tell him you're having a colonoscopy. Doc wants to know how full of sheet you are.
..........BEAT BAMA .................BEAT BAMA..................BEAT BAMA
I've got too much Auburn in me to act like bammer trash.
I have a cold, and I do not want to sneeze on anyone's hamburger.
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You should prepare yourself to live with the consequences of your decisions, whatever they may be.
War Damn and God Bless - Lutzie43
"Townes used to say that there's only two kinds of music: the blues and zippity-doo-dah, and this ain't zippity-doo-dah." -Steve Earle
Just go into work, then crap your pants full, then they'll send you home for a couple days. works everytime.
Anytime my whores ask for a day off, I tell them that pimpin aint free. I think that you are SOL.
I love working on NSD...makes my day go by alot faster.
Got my phone set up to get a text everytime a recruit faxes in an LOI. It's like Christmas! Gives me great conversation if i get a text while im with a customer, too!
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