The Bodda Getta

Well, this will make playing certain places harder. I understand the reasoning behind this rule, but the rules committee is naive if they think this is not going to be abused.

NCAA 2020 Rule 314.B Section 8 Article 6:

All players are now required to tackle by simultaneously placing both hands on the opposing ball carrier. This is known in the pee wee ranks as "Two-Hand Touch". Also, all Quarterbacks are now required to wear pink tutus to warn opposing players not to touch them. If a player gets within 3 yards of said Quarterback, the referee shall signal a sack by waving a sparkly tassle about, then call timeout to check and see if the Quarterback is indeed OK.

I'm aware that there needs to be boundaries, but I see this ruining football. A defensive end is going to go to tackle a QB and the QB is going to duck, get hit in the head, then the defensive end will be ejected because the QB ducked. Guaranteed.

I motion that we name this rule the Dunta Robinson rule. Thank God the Falcons got rid of that clown.