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buh dum pish.........

seriously folks... here all week.....

I can't give any reason's to hate ,because this page is not long enough..What i can give is 3 big reason's to love them!

1.Dyer
2.Frazier
3.And also,Kodi Burns. WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!

My wife is from Louisiana and her two favorite Arkensaw jokes are as follows?

What is there to do in Arkensaw? watch cars rust

Since Louisiana has a large portion of the state below sea level, why does the state not melt away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Arkensaw sucks

Arkansas Jokes

The Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Arkansas:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.
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Two Arkansans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
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Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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A Arkansan came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.